we're blogging at a bar
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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