Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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