I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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