seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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