That's intense
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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