I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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