help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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