what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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