I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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