Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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