We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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