MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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