yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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