I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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