Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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