Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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