I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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