so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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