He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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