okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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