THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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