I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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