If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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