so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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