I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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