I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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