I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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