Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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