I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
smell my finger.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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