i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
its liver damage thursday
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