i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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