I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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