I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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