dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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