I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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