why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
did i just pee glitter
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize