party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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