I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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