Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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