i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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