I'm jealous of your bromance
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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