So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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