So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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