let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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