..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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