Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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