it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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