It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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