Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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