they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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