I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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