windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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