so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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