Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???

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(205): View more from Alabama

we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.

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(408): View more from California

We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot

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(516): View more from New York

WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE

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(970): View more from Colorado

Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...

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